Yesterday I faxed over more documents for the Bank of America pretend loan application. Today Lakia King called me at 2:35 PM to tell me that the loan modification has been denied because they have not received documents.
Calmly I asked her if she received the fax from yesterday, and she said no not yet. Not yet? Does Bank of America receive faximilies in a different time dimension than the rest of the world? In the world I am familiar with, a fax goes through in minutes, or it bounces. It does not travel along the Bank of America fax dimension railroad, aimlessly for weeks.
Well as a back up, I sent the whole package again, via FedEx this morning. I wonder if they will not receive that also? Maybe it will meet up with the missing fax and they will go out for a beer?
We all know they already won the game, the round, the scam, the whole pinata. So why are we still scrambling for a remnant piece of lost candy?