VULTURE: hello I am calling about property abc
ME the REALTOR: oh that is a short sale and the seller is not allowing showings at this time.
VULTURE: why?
ME: he is trying to work it out with the bank.
VULUTURE: Oh that's too bad.
ME: Well maybe I could find you something else, what area are you looking for?
VULTURE: It doesn't matter as long as its a foreclosure.
ME: I understand you are looking for a good deal, I know of several estate sales that are very well priced and there are a lot of good deals out there that aren't foreclosures.
VULTURE: No I only want foreclosures. And isn't that freeze preventing the foreclosures.
ME: Listen you block head, what if you could get a great deal on a house that wasn't covered in BLOOD... WOULD YOU WANT IT OR ARE YOU JUST A FREAKIN VAMPIRE?
VULTURE: NO THANK YOU I ONLY WANT FORECLOSURES.
ME: FIGURES.
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