HA a lousy 3 grand to do a short sale. Well in case any of you are not familiar with the Short Sale, it is just another scam along the way of loosing your home. You market your home, let tons of creeps who are looking to feel pround of their shopping skills by landing a short sale, look through your home, open your cabinets, look through every crevice of your life, then if you are "lucky" one of these creeps submits an offer. Then your agent presents offer after offer to the banks who find something wrong with each offer. Each time you submit a new offer, you have to "prove" your lousy financial situation again. Its like applying for a modification all over again, and over again, and over again.
All this for 3 grand? Hello? If I just stay here rent free eventually the banks may offer me 10 grand to leave. So Bank of America. Screw you and all of your CEOs making a million 5 a year. You can all go to hell. And believe you me, we know you will.