January 25, 2012

Fed/Ex from Bank of America,

Thank you for applying for a loan mod. Just submit this list of paperwork
1-100 (items I already sent in 20 times.)
and do so by February 3, 2012 or your file will be closed.

Jesus, why do you taunt me so?

January 24, 2012

Fed/Ex from Bank of America.

Your loan mod is denied.